Stones' Rants

Three days out and I'm done with it. If I see one more bellringer, I'm going to commit homicide. If I hear one more bastardized xmas carol trying to sell me something I'm going to have an aneurism. I would like to enjoy the holiday but the constant bludgeoning by radio and tv ads makes it distasteful to me. I'm so sick of it, I don't ever want to hear another xmas carol again, as long as I live.
Satan Claus says:
"In hell, every day is christmas!"