Sunday, May 24, 2009

 

Nudity complaint near Maine topless doughnut shop

Associated Press reports:
A Vassalboro Maine topless donut shop recieved a complaint that one of the topless waitresses was seen outside the donut shop without a shirt on. Vassalboro, population 4291, officials are unsure if nudity is actually illegal there. I wonder why that is. Could it be that winter lasts 8 months and summer lasts six weeks? Could it be that mosquitoes the size of crows tend to discourage outdoor nudity? Could it be that Vassalboro's miniscule population in an insignificant corner of Maine has never actually seen a topless woman?
Must have been slow news day. In other news, From Reuters;
I'm thinking Vassalboro, Maine is still living in the 1950's. Good for them. Wish I could.

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