Stones' Rants

I ran into a fellow from Chicago the other day. Gave him a ride downtown. On the way, we talked about the weather he could expect here. I said it hardly ever snowed, and winters were generally mild.
It snowed today. Normally it doesn't accumulate, but this time, it did. Schools and libraries are getting snow days, another thing that never happens here.
It's Murphy's Unspoken Law; as soon as you say, "gee, good thing it's not raining," it starts to rain, just out of spite.